January 2011
The worst regret we can have in life is not for...
if only you knew.
WHAT THE FUCK MAN:@
and it ain’t a point of feelin’ blue...
“everybody dies but not everybody lives.”
– DRAKE
YOU ARE RETARDED.
"what is 2q+2q?"
"16!"
I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like...
thatgirlgabii:
Pandas are too cute.
Person 1: I want to call you.
Person 2: wait I'm naked
Person 1: LG boner.
Person 2: I like you. A lot
HAHAHAHA a little inside joke
It's not wrong to give it all when you love. It's...
amen
“i loved you with a fire red, but now it’s turning blue.”
– ONEREPUBLIC
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
exceedinglypeculiar:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind, you won’t get it.
You are the reason why I don’t believe in promises anymore.
:)
“i love her cas she got her own.”
– JAMIE FOXX
“i need you. i need you to hug me and tell me it’s okay even though it...”
please .. smarten up.
Str8 up problematic child.
YAY I finally learned how to braid my bangs :)!
#success
i am no longer trying to survive i believe that...
good (fucking) day.
you just made my night omg :’)
thoughts while on my period
doesmybuttlookbiginthis:
caitlintait:
ow
my vagina is falling off
wow this is dumb
wow there goes a pair of my cutest underwear
im going to kill myself
why wasnt i born a boy
why was i born
i hate all of you
aw cute i woke up in a pool of my own blood
at least im not pregnant
HAHAHAHA
thinkin this right about now
HAHA
“suck a dick. that’ll get you to shut the fuck up.”
“i know i play basketball but you don’t have to use my heart to run back and...”
– brains of kimmy yuen. shocking, i know.
Trying to be cute while laughing in front of your...
Expectation:
Reality:
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH FUCK YEAH, ALL THE TIME
In Flo-Rida's song "Low" he states that Shawty is...
HAHAHAHA that’s some good shit.
Why I hate being single in...
beaxz:
iloveyous:
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?” Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on New Year’s?” Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”
Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?” Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”
> <
...
if a guy told me he'd catch a grenade for me
why the fuck would anyone throw a grenade at me in the first place?
HAHA awh ron
When your friend tells you that they've seen...
thaoisacow:
Bitch, I am the one and only.
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
“hey snooki. if i die, just know that i love you.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
get over it.
Listen
a guy broke into my apartment last week.. he didnt...
i just soiled myself omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
ellehcimalyk:
Growing tired of all the people who think they know everyfuckingthing. Shut thefuck up.